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Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Ju-on Car (2008)

Let’s Ride #7 2008’s Ju-on Car is bad. Yep, that pretty much sums up my review. However, being the long-suffering, rarely read blogger that I am, I’m going to give you, faithful readers, a little more information about this terrible flick. Just be warned, this review will include spoilers and descriptions of a few graphicContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Ju-on Car (2008)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: The Hearse (1980)

Let’s Ride #6! Hoping to get a break from traumatic events in her life, Jane Hardy decides to move to the quiet town of Blackford for the summer to live in a home given to her by her deceased aunt. When she arrives, she’s given the cold shoulder by the townspeople, attracts the attention ofContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: The Hearse (1980)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Super Hybrid (2010)

Let’s Ride #5! Trapped in a Chicago police garage, a shapeshifting car looks for an escape route, killing any and every single city worker that stands in its way in the 2010 killer car flick, Super Hybrid. The film stars Shannon Beckner, Oded Fehr, Melanie Papalia, Adrien Dorval, and Ryan Kennedy. It’s a good filmContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Super Hybrid (2010)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Crash! (1976)

Let’s Ride #4! Kim Denne (Sue Lyon) purchases an ancient Hittite charm that unleashes its fury via a black 1967 Chevy Camaro in the 1976/77 feature film Crash!. In the movie, Kim is married to a wheelchair-bound professor named Marc (Jose Ferrer) who forbids her to leave their home. When she sneaks away one day,Continue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Crash! (1976)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Let’s Ride #3! Stephen King may be a much beloved horror novelist, but he is definitely NOT a good director. His first and only directing gig put him in control of 1986’s Maximum Overdrive. Based upon Trucks, a story included in King’s first short story collection, Night Shift, the film stars Emilio Estevez, Laura Harrington,Continue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Maximum Overdrive (1986)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Joy Ride (2001)

Let’s Ride #2! The late Paul Walker, Steve Zahn, and Leelee Sobieski star in the 2001 thriller, Joy Ride. In the film, Walker portrays Lewis Thomas, an all-around decent guy who is on his way to pick up his friend, Venna (Sobieski), whom he has been crushing over for a long time. While en route,Continue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Joy Ride (2001)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Blood Car (2007)

Let’s Ride #1! With gas prices skyrocketing to over thirty bucks a gallon, Archie Andrews, a kindly vegan elementary teacher, decides to build an engine that runs on wheatgrass. He purchases wheatgrass from Lorraine, who runs a vegetarian stand. Lorraine has a huge crush on Archie, but he dismisses her advances and sticks to buyingContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Blood Car (2007)”

Let’s Ride! Thirty-One Days O’Horror Starts October 1st!

“I’m not going in that car again.” Put on your seat belts, crank up some tunes, and hit the highway of horror with me as I take a look at thirty-one horror films featuring vehicles. From classics like Christine to more recent fare like Unhinged, I’m taking you on a road trip that you’ll neverContinue reading “Let’s Ride! Thirty-One Days O’Horror Starts October 1st!”

Spin Master 6″ Superman Figures (BAF) 2025

“I’m punk rock.” With Superman (2025) hitting HBO Max on September 19th, I decided to dig into the ol’ vault and review this set of six Spin Master Superman 2025 six inch action figures that also include a seventh Build-A-Figure. This particular set of figures is budget-friendly, coming in at around seven to eight bucksContinue reading “Spin Master 6″ Superman Figures (BAF) 2025”

M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

Going In A New Direction I saw M3GAN 2.0 way back on its opening weekend. Sadly, I’m just now finding the time to give a brief review of the film. The film pits an upgraded version of Megan against a rogue version of herself dubbed AMELIA, a self-aware android that looks even more human thanContinue reading “M3GAN 2.0 (2025)”