Next Year Is Gonna Be A Gas!!!! I hope that you all enjoyed this year’s Thirty-One Days O’Horror celebrating all things vampire. Next year, I’ll be hitchhiking my way across the world in search of horror films feature legendary automobiles! From the Creeper’s truck to the terrifyingly beautiful Christine, I’m going to watch thirty-one horrorContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Let’s Ride!”
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Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated
“He’s a vampire and I’m not.” Corporate America is full of bloodsucking, vile people willing to step on anybody that stands in their way on the road to success. Berm-Tech is full of bloodsuckers as well, but they are all pretty nice folks that get along quite well with one another……and they’re all vampires. inContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated”
Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)
“I’m hungry.” When police discover a young boy on the streets of Manchester feeding on a dog, they bring him to social services where he is put under the care of Marjorie (Laura Montgomery Bennett). Marjorie recently lost her last charge to suicide, and she’s willing to do anything keep this new boy, Nathan (LennonContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)”
Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil
“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” The legendary Peter Cushing heads up the Puritanical Brotherhood as they hunt down and burn “witches” at the stake in 1971’s Twins Of Evil. But what does he do when his twin nieces come to live with him after their parents pass away and one of themContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil”
Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live
“You swooned, Master!” Condemned To Live is a 1935 thriller that puts a new twist on the vampire myth. The supernatural elements of vampirism are stripped away and it is treated instead as if it were an illness passed through generations after someone is bitten by a vampire bat. One side effect of the illnessContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live”
Halloween Bites! Eat Locals
“I’m no racist. I’ll kill anyone.” Vampire lords gather in a small country farmhouse to discuss their quotas and who is and isn’t keeping within the limits. There can only be eight lords at a time, and one of them will soon be exiting the ranks, so a potential new member is brought to theContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Eat Locals”
Halloween Bites! Vampire Cleanup Department
“VCDs, DVDs, Nor Blu-rays!” Young Tim, who doesn’t even believe in the existence of vampires, quickly finds himself as part of the Vampire Cleanup Department (2017), a secret group of vampire hunters that patrol Hong Kong, eliminating any vampire threats that should arise. Tim’s parents once headed up the department and both died due toContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Vampire Cleanup Department”
Halloween Bites! The Vampire Bat
“Don’t let the vampires get you.” Skillfully blending horror, science fiction, and a dash of comedy, 1933’s The Vampire Bat punches well above its weight class. The film, released by Majestic Pictures, is a fine example of a poverty row film company utilizing everything in its arsenal to make a film that was just asContinue reading “Halloween Bites! The Vampire Bat”
Halloween Bites! Queen Of The Damned
“Boo……” Something of a sequel to 1994’s Interview With The Vampire and cobbled together from the second (The Vampire Lestat) and third (Queen Of The Damned) novels of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, 2002’s Queen Of The Damned is a mess. Stuart Townsend takes over the role of Lestat from Tom Cruise and Aaliyah portrays theContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Queen Of The Damned”
Halloween Bites! Vampire In Venice
“My prince…..” I’ve watched a LOT of vampire films over the years. Most of them are decent and watchable, but a few are just bad, really bad. Vampire In Venice is one of the worst. Not only is the 1988 film a convoluted mess on the screen, it was a complete disaster behind the cameraContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Vampire In Venice”
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