Classic Cinema: Sherlock, Jr. (1924)

“Say, Mr. Detective, before you clean up any mysteries…..clean up this theater.”

Buster Keaton is considered by many to be one of, if not the best, actor/director/writer of the silent film era and also one of the best actor/director/writers of all time. He’s also considered to be one of the funniest performers in history. He began his career in vaudeville with his family’s show, The Three Keatons, and made his first appearance on stage at the age of three in 1899. He quickly became a master of pratfalls and high risk stunts and utilized these talents in silent films. His first appearance on film came in 1917’s The Butcher Boy. It starred Fatty Arbuckle, Al St. John, and Alice Lake. Soon enough, Keaton found himself working as a second unit director for Arbuckle and he would eventually direct his first short, One Week, in 1920, and his first feature film, Three Ages, in 1923. Keaton continued working until 1966 (his death), starring in, directing, and writing much of his work. Some of his most popular works include The General (1926), The Navigator (1924), Steamboat Bill, Jr. (1928), and Sherlock, Jr. (1924).

L to R: Buster Keaton, Kathryn McGuire, and Ward Crane.

In Sherlock, Jr., Keaton portrays a young man who reads a book about becoming a detective during breaks at his job at a cinema. Keaton runs the projector and cleans up the theater. He’s also in love with a young woman, known only as The Girl, whom he purchases a box of candy for that costs one dollar. Hoping to impress her, he changes the price tag to four dollars. He also gives her a ring, albeit a small one. While courting her, another man, known as The Sheik, steals the pocket watch from the coat of the Girl’s father. He pawns it for four dollars, buys a box of three dollar chocolates, and gives them to the Girl in front of Keaton. When he discovers that his pocket watch has been stolen, the Girl’s father decides to call the police. Seeing it as an opportunity to test his detective skills, Keaton volunteers to find the watch but is instead framed for the theft by the Sheik. The Girl’s father kicks Buster out of his home and tells him that he is no longer welcome there. Heartbroken, Buster returns to the cinema and begins projecting the film Hearts And Pearls. He soon falls asleep in the projector booth and dreams that he is in the film as Sherlock, Jr., a master detective who battles a villain that looks like the Sheik. The rest of the characters in the film are replaced by people in Keaton’s real life. The rest of the film plays out with Keaton, as Sherlock, Jr., attempting to solve a crime. What happens we he awakens from his dream? Watch Sherlock, Jr. to find out!

Keaton and Christine Francis.

This film is hilarious. It features a number of gags, stunts, and pratfalls by Keaton, many of which are considered to be some of his best stunts of all time. Keaton rides on the handlebars of a motorcycle without a driver for an extended period in the film. He also jumps “through” his sidekick, Gillette, when attempting to escape from some thugs. He rides a roadblock gate from the top of a two-story building to the ground as well. He plays a one-sided game of pool in which he avoids an explosive ball. One stunt in the film almost unknowingly ended Keaton’s career. In the film, Keaton runs across the top of moving rail cars and then hops onto a water tower by grabbing the water spout. The spout, which opens when pulled down, released a ton of water on top of Keaton and pinned him to the rails below. Despite this part of the stunt being planned out, Keaton was pushed down so hard into the rails that he broke a vertebra in his neck. Unaware that he broke the vertebra, Keaton hops up and runs away from the villains chasing him in the scene. It is said that Keaton complained of having severe headaches for days following the stunt, but he wouldn’t find out about the break until years later after receiving an X-ray.

Keaton with Gillette (Ford West) on a motorcycle, with a Conspirator (Steve Murphy) looking on in the background.

The film didn’t do very well at the box office and Keaton spent a ton of hours editing and re-editing it hoping to find a final product that he liked. He never did and, as a result, considers this film to be “alright” but pretty much a disappointment. Time has been kind to the film, however, as it has found a place on numerous “Best Of” lists for silent films. I really enjoyed this film myself. Some of the stunts are amazing and I had to do a double take on the “jumping through” Gillette scene. The film has also become appreciated for the physical gags and stunts executed by Keaton.

The film is available to stream for free on a number of platforms and I highly recommend watching it. It’s one of my favorite silent films and I believe that you will enjoy it as well.

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Cult Classic: Piranha (1978)

“There’s nothing left to fear.”

With zero intentions to disguise their intent of cashing in on the success of Jaws (1975), Roger Corman, New World Pictures, and Piranha Productions gave the world 1978’s Piranha. The film was shot for roughly $600,000 and raked in a whopping sixteen million dollars at the box office. It featured a decent story, an amazing musical score, and a cast of strong character actors that lifted the film above water.

The plot is simple but effective. Basically, a skip tracer looking for two missing skinny dippers unwittingly empties a school of mutated piranha into a local river. The school of beasts are headed downriver. Along the way they kill a few locals and then feast on a summer camp and the grand opening of a new resort in the area. The skip tracer and the local drunk that she hired as a guide try to stop the monsters and uncover a dark military secret. Can they stop the fish before they feast on the flesh of innocent children and scantily clad swimmers? Watch Piranha to find out!

The film is surprisingly well done. With Joe Dante (Gremlins, The Howling, Small Soldiers) at the helm in his first solo directing job, the pacing is great and the acting is much better than expected. In fact, the film’s two stars, Heather Menzies (Maggie) and Bradford Dillman (town drunk, Paul Grogan), have amazing chemistry on screen. While there is never really a moment of romance between them, there’s light tension that hints at what might be in the future. Dick Miller, who worked on numerous Joe Dante projects, is great as the greedy resort owner, Buck Gardner. Barbara Steele has a small but central role as Dr. Mengers, Dr. Hoak’s former lover and fellow researcher who attempts to keep military secrets. Dr. Hoak is portrayed by Kevin McCarthy, one of a number of brilliant character actors in the film including Keenan Wynn, Bruce Gordon, and Richard Deacon. The cast also featured soap opera legend, Melody Thomas Scott, as Laura, a camp counselor, and Belinda Balaski, who works with Laura.

Pino Donaggio (Dressed To Kill, Gor, Hercules) scored the film, giving it just enough frenzied music to amplify the terror. Seventeen year old Rob Bottin and a young Phil Tippett handled the special effects, all of which were done for roughly $50,000. Despite the limited budget, the effects look pretty convincing. They still hold up over forty years later.

I recommend checking out Piranha if you haven’t seen it yet. Be sure to keep an eye out for the blatant wink at Jaws and a brief glimpse of a creature inspired by the work of Ray Harryhausen.

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Jurassic World: Dominion Dr. Ian Malcolm & Velociraptor

“Hey…I….I gave my opinion robustly for years…..”

With the original Jurassic Park film celebrating its thirtieth anniversary this year, I’m on the lookout for all things JP (or JW, in this case). I’m happy to report that there is a ton of merchandise out there not only for the original film, but for the recent Jurassic World films as well. In fact, if you’re a big fan of the most recent film in the series, Jurassic World: Dominion, you are in luck. Toys from that film are hitting the clearance aisles at many of your local big box stores and there are plenty of toys available for the taking. I recently picked up this Dr. Ian Malcolm & Velociraptor set for less than half of its original retail price.

The set comes with Dr. Ian Malcolm, a velociraptor, and three of the genetically engineered locusts created by Biosyn Genetics. It also comes with a code on a slab hidden in the velociraptor’s spine in which you can download an app and experience an augmented reality featuring the dinosaurs. I didn’t bother with that, as I’m much more interested in the figures.

The velociraptor looks excellent. There’s a ton of detail on the figure. Even when compared to Hammond Collection figures, it holds up quite well. The primary difference between this film-based figure and the Hammond Collection figures is articulation. The velociraptor comes with seven points of articulation. It moves at the hips, shoulders, lower neck, tail, and mouth. The simplest Hammond Collection dinosaurs feature at least double that amount of articulation. That being said, the velociraptor looks quite nice on display.

The Dr. Ian Malcolm figure is okay. He features ten points of articulation (head, shoulders, elbows, waist, hips, and knees). As expected, this is less than the Hammond human figures which feature sixteen points of articulation. The figure has a fairly decent resemblance to Jeff Goldblum. My photos do not do the figure justice in this particular area. The glasses are a bit clunky and cannot be removed, but overall I don’t have any major complaints about this figure. The included dino prod with blue lightning fits well within Dr. Malcolm’s hands. The locusts look like an afterthought. It’s as if they were just tossed in for extra accessories. They are nearly translucent and are entirely green.

Overall, this isn’t a shabby set to collect. Kids will love the velociraptor, for sure, but I don’t know if they will be too interested in an aging scientist with a souped up cattle prod! I’ve included a photo below of the Dr. Malcolm and velociraptor figures with two Hammond Collection figures (Muldoon and Dr. Sattler) to give you an idea of the scale. It’s pretty much dead on as far as I’m concerned and you can’t really tell any differences in the POA when these figures are displayed together on a shelf. I hope to get a Dr. Grant figure sooner or later to have at least one figure of each of my favorite characters from the original films.

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50 States Of Fright (2020)

“Every state has its folklore…..”

2020 was a brutal year for the world. COVID-19 was in full force, effectively shutting down the lives of most people. For folks in south Louisiana, 2020 had the additional “gifts” of Hurricane Laura and Hurricane Delta, destroying homes, businesses, and lives. Many folks, bound to their homes, or in the case of many Louisianians, temporary homes and camper trailers, sought out entertainment on streaming services. Netflix graced the world with Tiger King and The Queen’s Gambit while other streamers like Apple+ entertained viewers with Ted Lasso. In April of 2020, upstart streamer Quibi,which I completely missed due to the hurricanes, began streaming short form series with episodes running under ten minutes in the hopes to capture a young, short attention spanned crowd. Although it would shut down by December of the same year, its original programming would be purchased by Roku and released on that platform. One of those shows, which I only recently discovered, was the Sam Raimi executive produced 50 States Of Fright.

50 States Of Fright is a horror anthology series consisting of folktales and horror stories that take place within the fifty United States of America. While it is implied that these tales originate within the state that they take place in on the show, the first story, The Golden Arm (Michigan), is a folktale with its print roots in Finland but an oral history that extends even farther back and with no determined origin. Most of the other episodes, especially Scared Stiff (Oregon), America’s Largest Ball Of Twine (Kansas), Red Rum (Colorado), and Grey Cloud Island (Minnesota), at least use local sites and legends for inspiration. Each tale is told across two or three episodes, all of which run between five and ten minutes long.

Many of the stories are both written and directed by the same person or persons. Some of the writers and directors involved include Sam and Ivan Raimi, Scott Beck and Bryan Woods, Lee Cronin, and Cate Devaney. The stories also featured well known actors in almost all of the major roles. Ming-Na Wen, Karen Allen, Rachel Brosnahan, Ron Livingston, Jacob Batalon, and Christina Ricci are just a few of the many popular actors to appear in the series. Don’t let their popularity fool you, however, as no one is safe from danger in this series.

There have been two seasons of the show so far. The first season consisted of fourteen episodes and focused on five states. The second season featured ten episodes featuring four states. All of the episodes are very well done but do vary in their scariness. My favorite stories (and not necessarily the scariest ones) are Scared Stiff (Oregon) and Almost There (Iowa). Red Rum (Colorado) is also very enjoyable and features a decent amount of humor supplied by the quirky performance of Christina Ricci. My least favorite tales are actually the bookends of the series, the first story told, The Golden Arm (Michigan), and the last story of season two, Dogwood-Azalea (Missouri). While they were both entertaining, they felt more like a Hallmark Channel attempt at horror than legitimately creepy tales.

The entire series is available on Roku for free. You can stream the entire series on a lazy afternoon. Roku has already released new seasons of other Quibi originals and according to an article dated November 30, 2022, a new season of 50 States Of Fright is planned to be produced. I hope that this is true, as I’d love to see more stories in this anthology, especially stories from Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, and Mississippi.

Thanks for checking out my post. I’ve been a little silent recently and I apologize for that. I’ve been in a rut. I definitely recommend checking out 50 States Of Fright and I plan on checking out more of the Quibi shows now available on Roku. See you real soon!

May The 4th Be With You!

“Stay on target!”

Whether you grew up with the original trilogy like I did or first discovered the Force in The Phantom Menace, there’s plenty of Star Wars things to celebrate today! I hope that you get the chance to celebrate that story from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Here are a few things you can do to show off your love of all things Star Wars:

Cosplay

Yeah, you don’t have to be as screen accurate as the wonderful Scruffy Rebel Cosplay is in the photo above (by Dietz Photography), but you can definitely put on your favorite Star Wars costume. Whether you wear it to a party or just around the house, feel free to show off your Rebel or Imperial duds!

Buy Action Figures!

You know you want to, so get out there and pick up some new (or old) Star Wars action figures! If cash is short, break out your old collection and reminisce about your favorite moments from the films.

Wear A Star Wars Tee, Cap, Shoes, Etc.!

Even if you have to tuck it under your work uniform, slap on that old Chewbacca t-shirt or put that Imperial insignia pendant around your neck!

Play A Game!

Dig up one of your old Star Wars board games, play on a console, or hop online with friends. There are tons of options out there and I know that if you’re a Star Wars fan, you have at least one game based on the franchise!

Read A Book!

There are a lot of Star Wars books, old and new, on shelves across the country. Check one out at the library or buy one from your favorite bookstore. If you need suggestions, I highly recommend the Republic Commando series by Karen Traviss!

Throw A Star Wars Party!

Invite your friends and family over for a galactic bash! Make Star Wars themed food and drinks, play games, and watch some of the films or shows. You’ll have a great time!

Watch The Star Wars!

Seems kinda obvious, right? Watch any or all of the Star Wars films, catch up on your favorite Star Wars cartoon or live action series, or go all in and watch the Holiday Special! If you do nothing else on this day, make sure to watch something related to Star Wars!

Thanks for checking out my post. Happy Star Wars Day!!!!!

Fouke Monster Festival 2023

Patrick Bennett, co-host of Filmsquatch, mans the table at the Fouke Monster Festival.

Fouke, Arkansas

Myself and Patrick Bennett made our second trip to the Fouke Monster Festival. Unlike last year, however, we weren’t in attendance as fans of the legendary Boggy Creek Monster, we were there as representatives of our podcast, Filmsquatch……and as fans of the Boggy Creek Monster! We got to meet a ton of people, made new friends like Jeff and Cindy Sheldon of the brand new Boggy Creek Boutique, and got to talk with folks like Lyle Blackburn, Chester Moore, and the mayor of Fouke himself, Terry Purvis!

Myself and Mayor Terry Purvis!

It was amazing to see the support not only for the festival, but for cryptozoology in general. Fouke seems to have truly embraced the Fouke Monster as the Monster Mart, the Monster Activity Center, the Boggy Creek Boutique, and even the police force have the monster plastered all over the place. This city really loves its legendary beast and that’s okay in my book!

The only time that it would be cool to be pulled over by the cops!

Patrick and I had a blast visiting the Monster Mart again. We both picked up some squatchy goods there and at a number of other places in town. As always, Allen’s Burger Center fed us well with some awesome cheeseburgers and I discovered my new favorite salsa from Gladden Farms, Boggy Creek Chipotle! If you haven’t visited Fouke, what are you waiting for? If you’re waiting for an invitation, I cordially invite you to visit this wonderful town and the Fouke Monster Festival. If you do visit, let me know and I’ll make the three-plus hour drive to meet you there!

I drove up to Texarkana, Texas on Friday, making a couple of stops along the way, to spend the evening at the host hotel. My favorite stop was in Jefferson, Texas, the Bigfoot Capital Of Texas, and I visited the History and Nature Center. I took a wonderful walk along Big Cypress Bayou and got some great photos. I also found Bigfoot! When I arrived in Texarkana, I spent a little money at some local stores and then worked on the podcast with Patrick that evening. There were some decent storms that blew through Texarkana on Friday evening, dropping the temperatures into the fifties. It was a huge difference from last year’s June-based monster festival!

I hope to return to the Fouke Monster Festival next year. I also plan on attending the Texas Bigfoot Conference in Jefferson, TX, later this year. I hope to see some of you there!

Thanks for checking out my post. See you again real soon!

Throwback Thursday: CHiPs (1977-83)

“7-Mary-3 and 7-Mary-4, responding”

I was only one year old when the first season of CHiPs debuted on NBC in September of 1977. Despite this, and due the fact that my family, especially my sister, loved the series, I became a fan of the show in its later seasons. It lasted for six seasons from 1977 to 1983, and has been in syndication since 1982, when NBC began showing reruns of the first seasons in 1982. Since last year I’ve been revisiting the series on the Charge! network and have fallen back in love with it.

The show primarily focused on straight-laced good guy Jon Baker (Larry Wilcox) and his rule-bending but well-meaning partner, Francis “Ponch” Poncherello (Erik Estrada) as they navigated the highways of Los Angeles, CA under the guidance of Sgt. Joseph Getraer (Robert Pine). While they were the stars of the show, a number of regulars appeared throughout the series that often had their own subplots in episodes. Some of the most frequently appearing officers on the show included Arthur “Grossie” Grossman (Paul Linke), Barry “Bear” Baricza (Brodie Greer), Sindy Cahill (Brianne Leary), Gene Fritz (Lew Saunders), and Harlan Arliss (Lou Wagner), as the patrol’s mechanic. Later seasons would see stars such as Michael Dorn, Randi Oakes, and Clarence Gilyar, Jr. added to the cast as others left the show. Bruce Jenner replaced Erik Estrada for three episodes as Officer Steve McLeish in the fifth season and Larry Wilcox exited the series in its final season and was replaced by Tom Reilly as Bobby “Hot Dog” Nelson. Despite the revolving cast, the series held up quite well across all of its seasons.

One particular highlight of the series was the many popular and soon-to-be popular guest stars that appeared on the show, some in multiple episode angles. Leif Garrett, Cindy Williams, Robbie Rist, Jim Backus, Edward James Olmos, Heather Locklear, Moon Unit Zappa, and Richard Simmons are just a few of the guest stars on the show. Danny Bonaduce appeared in four episodes as three different characters. Milton Berle, Cassandra Peterson, Heather O’Rourke, Bryan Cranston, Jay Silverheels, Tom Villard, and Amy Steel also had guest appearances on the show. There are literally too many other to list.

The series often featured ridiculous pileups on California highways. In most cases, there were almost zero casualties despite vehicles flipping multiple times, exploding, or being busted to pieces. The show featured a ton of humor and most of the dramatic moments in the show were resolved rather easily. Episodes often featured young kids that are befriended by Jon and Ponch. They also usually ended on a lighter note.

After the series ended in 1983, a made-for-TV reunion film, CHiPS ’99, was released. In 2017, the CHiPs film was released starring Dax Shepard as Jon Baker and Michael Pena as Ponch. The film, which greatly altered the backstories for Jon and Ponch and omitted almost all of the other regular series characters including Getraer, failed to win over audiences. Larry Wilcox openly derided the film and refused to make a cameo appearance. Erik Estrada did have a brief cameo as a paramedic but wasn’t enough to bring in fans of the classic series. There are no plans for a sequel nor has there been mention of a reboot. Thankfully we have the classic series available on Charge! to watch and relive the cheesy goodness of the show.

I highly recommend checking out this classic series. It’s available on home media and it’s also available on the Charge! network. Give it a look and you, too, can be as cool as Ponch!

Thanks for joining me on memory lane. See you again real soon!

Spin Master The Flash 2023 Action Figures

“Run, Barry, Run.”

Let me be completely upfront about this review. I purchased two of the available five figures in this new line from Spin Master. One of the reasons is that I really only wanted the Michael Keaton Batman figure but decided to pick up the Ezra Miller Flash figure strictly for comparison. The second reason is the pure fact that the Supergirl, Dark Flash, and Young Barry figures all look pretty terrible. Honestly, none of these figures impressed me on the peg, but I had to get the Keaton. I even passed on the action set that featured Batman, Flash, and the ’89 Batmobile. I just couldn’t bring myself to plunk down thirty+ dollars on the set. It wasn’t worth it.

I’m not exactly sure what Spin Master was thinking when they decided on the molds for these figures. Yes, they do feature the same articulation that is available in Spin Master’s other DC lines, however, they are not scaled for play with the other DC figures. They are considerably smaller than other figures released by Spin Master. They also come with fewer accessories. I know that I’ve been very vocal about Spin Master’s ridiculously oversized accessories in the past, but one of the best things about the Spin Master figures was the fact that they came with at least three accessories hidden in “secret” compartments. The Flash line has the accessories out in the open and they are pretty lackluster. They are at least scaled correctly (although the grapnel gun is a tad large in my opinion).

Notice how much smaller the Flash figures are in comparison to the recent The Batman figures.

The Keaton Batman figure looks pretty nice. The cape was pinched in the packaging but came out fairly unscathed. The batarang is scaled accurately for the figure but as I mentioned, the grapnel gun appears a tad bit large. The figure features the standard points of articulation included with other figures in this line. The face features a decent grimace look and at least reminds me of Michael Keaton. Although my poor photos don’t really show it, the paint apps on the face are very well done. Overall, this is a very good, basic figure.

The Ezra Miller Flash figure features the same articulation as the rest of Spin Master’s DC figures. His paint applications are okay although I’m not a fan of the pain on his chest. The bolt on his chest isn’t completely painted. The accessories are speed force lightning bursts that can be attached on the figure’s arms or legs. You can tell that it’s supposed to be Miller’s face under the cowl as well.

If I were a kid wanting these figures, I’d be disappointed. Two dinky speed force bursts aren’t enough for a Flash figure. If nothing else, throw in a Flash ring or some stickers. While the Batman figure definitely looks cool, it would have been nice if the grapnel had a rope connected to it so that kids could pretend that Batman was scaling a wall. In my opinion this has to be the laziest release by Spin Master in a long time. I didn’t purchase any of the Black Adam line due to the terrible paint apps and lackluster accessories, and I probably wouldn’t have purchased any of the Flash line had it not been for the fact that there’s a Keaton figure. Keep your money, folks, and hope that you can find some of the McFarlane Toys 6″ line on store shelves before the scalpers gobble them up and sell them for ridiculous prices.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Spin Master.

Thanks for reading my post. These figures really aren’t worth your time or money.

Throwback Thursday: Critters (1986)

“Food!”

A spaceship loaded with little furry balls of teeth crash lands on Earth and attacks the Brown family farm in 1986’s Critters. While I didn’t get to see it in theaters, I did watch it multiple times on VHS and eventually saw its first sequel, Critters 2: The Main Course, on the big screen because I loved the original film so much. Three more sequels and a web series would follow, cementing the Krites (the vicious little critters in the film) as cult classic monsters.

In the film, a pack of Krites escape from a prison ship in outer space and crash land on Earth near the Brown farm in Kansas. Brad Brown, the youngest member of the family, spots the ship and mistakes it for a meteorite. When he and his dad go to investigate the wreckage, they discover the evil Krites. Two bounty hunters are sent to the planet to kill the Krites, but they land in a nearby town and spend much of the film unintentionally scaring the locals as they try to find the escaped prisoners. Meanwhile, back on the farm, the Brown family goes to war with the Krites, who have eaten some of the family’s livestock, a local deputy, and April Brown’s boyfriend. As the battle between the Browns and the Krites rages on, the local sheriff, the town drunk/mechanic named Charlie, and the bounty hunters, named Ug and Lee, finally arrive on the scene and try to help the family defeat the very, very hungry Krites. You’ll have to watch the film to find out who wins!

The film featured an amazing cast including the legendary Dee Wallace (The Howling, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, Cujo), M. Emmet Walsh (Bladerunner, The Jerk, Cannery Row), Billy Green Bush (Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday, The River), and Lin Shaye (A Nightmare On Elm Street, Insidious, There’s Something About Mary). It’s also the second film appearance of Billy Zane (Titanic, The Phantom), the film debut of Scott Grimes (The Orville, American Dad), and one of Nadine van der Velde’s earliest appearances on the big screen. The film focused on Grimes’ character of Bradley and his best friend, the town drunk named Charlie, portrayed by Don Keith Opper. The film also starred Ethan Phillips (Star Trek: Voyager) as a deputy and Terence Mann (Solarbabies, Big Top Peewee, Sense8) as Ug/Johnny Steele. Mann also performed the song Power Of Night in the movie while portraying Johnny Steele. Both Opper and Mann reprised their roles in the first three sequels. Grimes returned for the second film and Wallace returned for Critters Attack!.

The film was the directorial debut of Stephen Herek (who co-wrote the screenplay with Domonic Muir). Herek would go on to much bigger and better things as the director of a number of popular films including Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead, The Mighty Ducks, 101 Dalmations (live action), and Rock Star. He also directed and/or produced episodes of MacGyver (2016-2018), Hawaii Five-0 (2015-2016), and a number of other television shows and made-for-TV movies. Not to be outdone by her director, Nadine van der Velde became a producer, writer, and story editor for numerous children’s shows including Rolie Polie Olie and Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. She also co-created and executive produced The Fresh Beat Band. She’s won three Emmy Awards for her work.

This film really struck a chord with me. I was just a few years younger than Scott Grimes and instantly connected with his character, Brad. I loved the Krites, who could bounce around, grow in size, and fire paralyzing spikes from their backs. I also loved Charlie and the bounty hunters, Ug and Lee. As I’ve gotten older, I realize that this film can be pretty cheesy at times, but I still love it. I still laugh when the two Krites are talking on the Brown family porch when one says, “They have weapons,” and the other replies “So what?” and is promptly blown up by Helen Brown (Wallace). The surviving Krite lets out an expletive and I giggle every time. It’s a really fun film and it’s also an excellent “introductory horror” flick for tweens who are becoming interested in horror movies as it isn’t too scary but isn’t too silly, either.

Critters may not be for everyone but it’s definitely a cool film to check out at least one time. The first sequel was very good, but each one after that declined in quality. I haven’t seen the series yet, but I’ll probably check it out eventually. Until then, I just want to say thanks for reading my post. I’ll see you again real soon!

See You Soon In Fouke, Arkansas!

Fouke Monster Festival Is Coming In Less Than Two Weeks!

I’ll be heading to the Mecca of the Southern Bigfoot, Fouke, Arkansas, on April 29th as part of Filmsquatch at the Fouke Monster Festival! Myself and Patrick Bennett will be podcasting live throughout the day and handing out free swag, having contests, and interviewing folks that want to tell us about their favorite cryptid creature features!

Join us at this amazing, family-friendly event featuring guests such as Lyle Blackburn, Chester Moore, Jerry Hestand, Jeff Stewart, Fouke Mayor Terry Purvis, and County Judge Cathy Hardin Harrison! There will also be tons of vendors selling Bigfoot and Fouke-related items that will please even the most skeptical visitors to the festival. All proceeds from the festival will go to the Fouke School District. It will be a great time and I hope to see you there!

I’ll be heading to the beautiful cities of Jefferson and Marshall, Texas on Friday, April 28th, to spend a little time in the Bigfoot Capital Of Texas and the home of the Texas Bigfoot Film Festival, respectively. I plan on taking a little hike along the Port Jefferson History and Nature Center Trails. I’ll also try to stop at Caddo Lake if I have time. I’ll definitely post photos as I make my way through the squatchiest parts of East Texas once I end my day in Texarkana, home of the host hotel for the Fouke Monster Festival. If you’re in the area, let me know and maybe we can hang out for a bit!