
“She’ll forget all about it.”
I’m really enjoying the Hammer House of Horror anthology series. I’m picking episodes at random and have to admit that Episode 5: The House That Bled To Death proves that not only does this series play with viewers’ minds, it also doesn’t mind throwing a little shade at other popular horror films, books, and shows of its time.
In this particular episode, we are treated to the poisoning death of an elderly woman at the hands of her husband. Particular attention is given to a pair of curved bladed weapons hanging on the wall. We then flash forward to a young couple and their daughter being approved to move into the very home where the murder occurred. While moving into their new home, they meet one of their neighbors, Jean, who brings over some tea. They eventually meet Jean’s husband, George, who takes a peek at the young couple while they are enjoying some alone time in the bedroom. The couple notices strange events happening in their home, from the brutal death of the family cat, Timmy, to a pair of blades (the same ones from the beginning of the episode) popping up in random places. Eventually the young husband, William, believes that all of the weird occurrences are somehow tied to Jean and he kicks her out of his home. The young wife, Emma, starts to slowly come unhinged. Emma and William’s daughter, poor little Sophie, takes the brunt of most of the paranormal happenings.
The creepy tale comes to a climax at Sophie’s birthday party where the festivities are interrupted by a literal bloodbath thanks to a broken pipe. Blood sprays all of the children and adults way before the first Blade film pulled off a similar stunt. Eventually Emma is hospitalized, Sophie is traumatized, and William can’t seem to do anything about any of it.
After all of these bizarre and bloody events, the episode takes a hard left turn. It gives viewers a twist that was totally unexpected and, to be quite honest, took me a few seconds to catch up to what was actually happening. The episode ends just as brutally as it began, but with a spin that slaps contemporary films and books of that time in a particularly nasty way.
The episode featured a very strong cast. Nicholas Ball (William), Patricia Maynard (Jean), Brian Croucher (George), Emma Ridley (Sophie), and Milton Johns (A.J. Powers) are all exceptional in this episode. Rachel Davies nails her role as Emma. The gore is excessive beyond all measure for a television show but in the most glorious way. I also love how this particular episode takes direct shots at the controversy surrounding the events of The Amityville Horror film and book. Be sure to keep an eye on EVERYONE in this episode, as all will eventually be revealed at the end of the tale but you might be able to figure out beforehand now that I’ve let you know that all is not what it seems.
Thanks for checking out my post. This was a really good episode of a series that is definitely up my alley. It’s currently available to stream for free on Tubi, so if you’re interested in this type of series, give it a go.

































































