Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Monster Man (2003)

Let’s Ride #23! 2003’s Monster Man is a film that left me full of mixed feelings. The bulk of the film isn’t that great. It’s littered with bad, sophomoric jokes, most of which are delivered by Justin Urich as Harley, who comes off as a blend of every single stereotypical fun-loving jerk who the viewerContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Monster Man (2003)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: The Fearway (2023)

Let’s Ride #8! A young couple on their way to visit a father on his deathbed find themselves trapped in a time loop where the highway is terrorized by a sinister black muscle car and the locals at the local diner are bizarre in 2023’s The Fearway. The film stars Shannon Dalonzo, Justin Gordon, JohnContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: The Fearway (2023)”

Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Let’s Ride!

Next Year Is Gonna Be A Gas!!!! I hope that you all enjoyed this year’s Thirty-One Days O’Horror celebrating all things vampire. Next year, I’ll be hitchhiking my way across the world in search of horror films feature legendary automobiles! From the Creeper’s truck to the terrifyingly beautiful Christine, I’m going to watch thirty-one horrorContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Let’s Ride!”

Halloween Bites! Dracula (1931)

“There are far worse things awaiting man than death.” Happy Halloween! It’s the final day of October and the final day of this year’s Thirty-One Days O’Horror! With that in mind, I decided to make the final post of October about the legendary Dracula (1931). There’s really not a lot that I can say aboutContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Dracula (1931)”

Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated

“He’s a vampire and I’m not.” Corporate America is full of bloodsucking, vile people willing to step on anybody that stands in their way on the road to success. Berm-Tech is full of bloodsuckers as well, but they are all pretty nice folks that get along quite well with one another……and they’re all vampires. inContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated”

Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)

“I’m hungry.” When police discover a young boy on the streets of Manchester feeding on a dog, they bring him to social services where he is put under the care of Marjorie (Laura Montgomery Bennett). Marjorie recently lost her last charge to suicide, and she’s willing to do anything keep this new boy, Nathan (LennonContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)”

Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil

“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” The legendary Peter Cushing heads up the Puritanical Brotherhood as they hunt down and burn “witches” at the stake in 1971’s Twins Of Evil. But what does he do when his twin nieces come to live with him after their parents pass away and one of themContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil”

Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live

“You swooned, Master!” Condemned To Live is a 1935 thriller that puts a new twist on the vampire myth. The supernatural elements of vampirism are stripped away and it is treated instead as if it were an illness passed through generations after someone is bitten by a vampire bat. One side effect of the illnessContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live”

Halloween Bites! Eat Locals

“I’m no racist. I’ll kill anyone.” Vampire lords gather in a small country farmhouse to discuss their quotas and who is and isn’t keeping within the limits. There can only be eight lords at a time, and one of them will soon be exiting the ranks, so a potential new member is brought to theContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Eat Locals”

Halloween Bites! Vampire Cleanup Department

“VCDs, DVDs, Nor Blu-rays!” Young Tim, who doesn’t even believe in the existence of vampires, quickly finds himself as part of the Vampire Cleanup Department (2017), a secret group of vampire hunters that patrol Hong Kong, eliminating any vampire threats that should arise. Tim’s parents once headed up the department and both died due toContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Vampire Cleanup Department”