Going In A New Direction I saw M3GAN 2.0 way back on its opening weekend. Sadly, I’m just now finding the time to give a brief review of the film. The film pits an upgraded version of Megan against a rogue version of herself dubbed AMELIA, a self-aware android that looks even more human thanContinue reading “M3GAN 2.0 (2025)”
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The Old Dark House (1932)
“Laughter and sin….” With a cast that featured Boris Karloff, Melvyn Douglas, Lilian Bond, and the director James Whale, you’d think that 1932’s The Old Dark House would have been a massive hit. Instead, it fell through the cracks of cinematic history and was believed to be lost at one point. I only recently discoveredContinue reading “The Old Dark House (1932)”
Heart Eyes (2025)
“We’re not even a couple!” While St. Valentine’s Day is no stranger to the horror genre, with films like Valentine (2001) and both of the My Bloody Valentine films (1981, 2009) being some of the more popular movies in this vein, 2025’s Heart Eyes takes the beloved holiday into a humorous but very enjoyable direction.Continue reading “Heart Eyes (2025)”
Nosferatu (2024)
“You are my affliction.” I was a bit conflicted as to how I should approach 2024’s Nosferatu. The film, directed by Robert Eggers (The Witch, The Northman), is a remake of F. W. Murnau’s Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror, which was a ripoff of the original Dracula story by Bram Stoker. I really enjoyed Murnau’sContinue reading “Nosferatu (2024)”
Focus On Christmas: Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)
“Only three more killing days to Christmas.” Scotland Yard goes on a wild manhunt to find a mysterious killer that is murdering any and everyone dressed as Santa Claus on the streets of London in 1984’s Don’t Open Till Christmas. The British slasher film didn’t make much of an impact on the big screen, butContinue reading “Focus On Christmas: Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)”
Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Let’s Ride!
Next Year Is Gonna Be A Gas!!!! I hope that you all enjoyed this year’s Thirty-One Days O’Horror celebrating all things vampire. Next year, I’ll be hitchhiking my way across the world in search of horror films feature legendary automobiles! From the Creeper’s truck to the terrifyingly beautiful Christine, I’m going to watch thirty-one horrorContinue reading “Thirty-One Days O’Horror: Let’s Ride!”
Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated
“He’s a vampire and I’m not.” Corporate America is full of bloodsucking, vile people willing to step on anybody that stands in their way on the road to success. Berm-Tech is full of bloodsuckers as well, but they are all pretty nice folks that get along quite well with one another……and they’re all vampires. inContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Netherbeast Incorporated”
Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)
“I’m hungry.” When police discover a young boy on the streets of Manchester feeding on a dog, they bring him to social services where he is put under the care of Marjorie (Laura Montgomery Bennett). Marjorie recently lost her last charge to suicide, and she’s willing to do anything keep this new boy, Nathan (LennonContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Bad Blood (2021)”
Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil
“The devil has sent me twins of evil!” The legendary Peter Cushing heads up the Puritanical Brotherhood as they hunt down and burn “witches” at the stake in 1971’s Twins Of Evil. But what does he do when his twin nieces come to live with him after their parents pass away and one of themContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Twins Of Evil”
Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live
“You swooned, Master!” Condemned To Live is a 1935 thriller that puts a new twist on the vampire myth. The supernatural elements of vampirism are stripped away and it is treated instead as if it were an illness passed through generations after someone is bitten by a vampire bat. One side effect of the illnessContinue reading “Halloween Bites! Condemned To Live”
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